This is the first of what is to be a weekly installment.
It has come to my attention that there are people in the World who are illiterate. Yes, it could even be you! I don’t think I can stand for this injustice, which is why I’m beginning the world’s first “Brian’s Illiteracy Fund”.
The goal of the organization is to raise enough money to develop a machine that will allow me to forget how to read- only then will I truly be able to connect with the illiterate of the Earth. Then, together, us illiterates will learn the alphabet, starting (as always!) with the letter ‘A’.
Speaking of the letter ‘A’ (which is a light green letter), it has also come to my attention that I have synesthesia. Basically, I see letters and numbers as having inherent colours. I will attempt to create a list of them at some point.
Well, goodnight World. See you tomorrow, if you’re up for it!
-Brian
You’ve obviously got it all wrong, A is red.