Raise your hand if you enjoy days off.
By remotely taking control of your webcams, I’ve determined that roughly 67% of my readers (of which I have 6.7 total) enjoy days off. To the rest of you- good on you.
I hate days off. I hate them with a fiery hatred. “A day off is a day wasted,” was my motto, until I legally sold the rights to my motto and nickname to Coca Cola in 1983.
Anyways, I’ve had a couple days off this week, and as a result, I’m feeling down. Not in the physical sense, but in the stoner sense.
That reminds me; apparently I’m not “relevant” enough “for” today’s “youth.” This saddens me in ways I’ve never been saddened before. From now on, I’m going to try to appear more trendy. You ain’t never seen no trendiness like this.
Yours,
-Brian “Real Coke Taste” Thornley.
